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OPERATIVE FILE · SAIF QAZI · GROWTH & GTM · 2026
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DIVISION: GROWTH & GTM CONTAINMENT
THREAT LEVEL: MAXIMUM OPPORTUNITY
DATE FILED: 08.03.2026
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AI-first GTM engineer with 8 years busting growth bottlenecks across B2B SaaS. Built autonomous AI prospecting systems, programmatic SEO engines, and no-code automation workflows delivering 5–10× efficiency gains. Scaled two vertical POS platforms from ~£5m to £10m ARR as first senior operative in bootstrapped and Series A environments. Hands-on builder who ships fast — 40+ experiments across CRO, paid media, and demand gen channels. Comfortable crossing the streams: Sales, Marketing, Data, and Product — simultaneously, without blowing anything up.
◆ "I ain't afraid of no bottleneck." ◆
AI & Automation Arsenal
Claude Code · N8N · Make · Zapier · Apify · Clay · Codex · Apollo
Marketing & CRM Proton Pack
HubSpot · Salesforce · Customer.io · Google Ads · Meta Ads · LinkedIn Ads · Reddit Ads
Analytics & PKE Signal Detection
GA4 · Looker Studio · Mixpanel · PostHog · Excel (Advanced)
Web & No-Code Ghost Trap Systems
Webflow · Airtable · Figma
Stack: Apify · Airtable · OpenAI API · HubSpot. Scrapes, enriches and prioritises SMB leads from GMB profiles, websites and social signals. Auto-routes ICP matches to CRM with SDR-ready research summaries. Eliminated manual prospecting entirely.
◆ CONTAINMENT RESULT: +23% SDR connect rates · Lead research time: 25 min → 3 min per lead
RSS ingestion → AI script → ElevenLabs v3 TTS → AWS S3. Fully autonomous podcast pipeline with mid-roll and outro.
ai-podcast-generator.saifqazi.com
Make + Airtable + OpenAI + PythonAnywhere. Maps brand visibility across AI follow-up questions — capturing long-tail buying intent others miss.
ai-category-map.saifqazi.com
Webflow + Airtable + Zapier + AI. Normalised 75,000+ supplier SKUs; integrated live market prices; AI-generated "Chef's Note" per ingredient page. Zero to indexed in 28 days.
◆ CONTAINMENT RESULT: 10,000+ impressions · 123 clicks · Avg. position 7 · 28 days to containment
Fractional Growth Lead · Vertical POS SaaS · Series A · $10m ARR · Device Repair · Remote
- Built CRO testing foundation; shipped pricing page overhaul: +156% verified conversion uplift.
- Set up AI search visibility tracking (Peec); cleaned category placements on Capterra and G2.
- Launched GMB Profile Analyzer (Replit): 680+ leads captured, 2% conversion to demo.
- Built Cellphone Part Pricing Benchmarker: normalised 43,000+ supplier SKU names via AI. 230 leads, 14% conversion to demo.
Growth Lead (Contract) · Vertical Kitchen SaaS · Series A · £700k ARR · Hospitality · Remote
- Launched programmatic SEO "Ingredient Price Index": 10,000+ impressions, 123 clicks, avg. position 7 in 28 days.
- Launched AI SEO program: top-3 visibility on 28 prompts in 2 months. AI-sourced leads close at ~25% vs 5% other channels, 3.2× higher ACV.
Senior Marketing Manager · Vertical POS & Payments SaaS · Series A · £10m ARR · London, UK
- Owned £600k annual budget: grew qualified pipeline 45% YoY, cut blended CPL 18%.
- Deployed autonomous AI prospecting agent: +23% SDR connect rates, research time 25 min → 3 min.
- Probability-based bidding tied to LTV × close-rate: +81% SQLs, −36% CPL in two quarters.
- 35+ site-wide CRO experiments: 92% visitor-to-MQL uplift; best single test +56% CVR.
- Owned GTM for CleanCloud Payments: grew GPV to £220m in Year 1.
Co-Founder · AI Talent Marketplace · Pre-Seed · Enterprise Healthcare · Remote
- Built GTM from zero: 3,000+ monthly active physicians in 12 months.
- Lowered clinician-side CAC 73% via LinkedIn thought-leadership, podcasts, and hyper-personalised search ads.
- ABM program: $200k qualified pipeline (15 hospital partners; $30k closed revenue).
Demand Generation Consultant · AI Sales-Intelligence SaaS · Series A · $7m ARR · Fortune 500
- Generated $4.2M qualified pipeline (87% QoQ growth) via ABM targeting senior execs at Amazon, Microsoft, IBM, Dell.
Marketing Manager · Vertical POS SaaS · Series A · $10m ARR · Pakistan
- 2× ARR growth in 21 months owning the full inbound engine — demand gen, content, product marketing.
- Grew inbound SQL volume 193% through region-specific SEO/content plays across NA, EMEA, APAC.
- Lifted site-to-trial conversion 108% via full-site rebrand, UX overhaul, and A/B testing.
- Launched integrated payments: grew GPV to $270m, adding $1.3m high-margin payments revenue.
Earlier Field Assignments: FAB Cab (Co-Founder, 2019–2020) · Islamabad United (Social & Digital Lead, 2015–2019)
Lahore School of Economics
BSc Economics, Mathematics & Statistics
CLASS OF 2015
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SAIF QAZI
saifqazi3@gmail.com | +44 7471403350 | Remote, Pakistan-based | Open to relocation
SUMMARY
AI-first GTM engineer with 8 years scaling B2B SaaS. Built autonomous AI prospecting systems, programmatic SEO engines, and no-code automation workflows delivering 5-10x efficiency gains. Scaled two vertical POS platforms from £5m to £10m ARR as first senior marketer in bootstrapped and Series A environments. Hands-on builder who ships fast. 40+ experiments across CRO, paid and other demand gen channels.
TOOLS AND PLATFORMS
AI and Automation: Claude Code, N8N, Make, Zapier, Apify, Clay, Codex, Apollo
Marketing and CRM: HubSpot, Salesforce, Customer.io, Google Ads, Meta Ads, LinkedIn Ads, Reddit Ads
Analytics and Product: GA4, Looker Studio, Mixpanel, PostHog, Excel (advanced)
Web and No-Code: Webflow, Airtable, Figma
SELECTED AI AND AUTOMATION BUILDS
Autonomous AI Prospecting Agent (CleanCloud)
Built with Apify, Airtable, OpenAI API, HubSpot. Scrapes, enriches, and prioritises SMB leads from GMB profiles, websites, and social. Auto-routes ICP matches to CRM with SDR-ready research. Result: +23% SDR connect rates, lead research time cut from 25 min to 3 min.
AI Podcast Generator — ai-podcast-generator.saifqazi.com
Built a workflow that ingests RSS/news sources, selects top stories, generates a natural single-host script with mid-roll and outro, synthesizes audio using ElevenLabs v3, and publishes the MP3 to AWS S3.
AI Category Visibility Map — ai-category-map.saifqazi.com
Built with Make.com, Airtable, OpenAI API, PythonAnywhere. Maps brand visibility across AI follow-up questions capturing conversational long-tail buying intent that other AI visibility tools miss.
Programmatic SEO Engine (Jelly)
Launched Ingredient Price Index using Webflow, Airtable, Zapier, and AI. Normalised 75,000+ SKUs using AI and integrated current market news prices to write a dynamically generated Chef's Note for each ingredient page. Resulted in 10,000+ impressions, average position 7 in 28 days.
WORK EXPERIENCE
RepairDesk — Dec 2025 to Present | Remote
Fractional Growth Lead | Vertical POS SaaS | Series A | $10m ARR | Device Repair
- Built CRO testing foundation and shipped pricing page overhaul: +156% verified conversion uplift.
- Set up AI search visibility tracking (Peec), cleaned category placements (Capterra, G2), identified high-signal sources for off-site optimisation.
- Launched GMB Profile Analyzer (Replit): 680+ leads captured, 2% conversion to demo. Tool audits repair shop Google profiles and identifies optimisation gaps.
- Built Cellphone Part Pricing Benchmarker: normalised 43,000+ supplier SKU names using AI to deliver real-time market comparisons. 230 leads, 14% conversion to demo.
Jelly — Jul 2025 to Present | Remote
Growth Lead (Contract) | Vertical Kitchen SaaS | Series A | £700k ARR | Hospitality
- Launched programmatic SEO Ingredient Price Index (Webflow, Airtable, Zapier, AI): 10,000+ impressions, 123 clicks, average position 7 in 28 days.
- Launched AI SEO program: top-3 visibility on 28 prompts in 2 months. AI-sourced leads close at approximately 25% vs 5% other channels, 3.2x higher ACV.
CleanCloud — Dec 2022 to May 2025 | London, UK
Senior Marketing Manager | Vertical POS and Payments SaaS | Series A | £10m ARR | Laundromats
- Owned £600k annual budget (SEM, paid social, content syndication): grew qualified pipeline 45% YoY while cutting blended CPL 18%.
- Designed and deployed autonomous AI prospecting agent: +23% SDR connect rates, lead research time cut from 25 min to 3 min.
- Introduced probability-based bidding tied to LTV times close-rate: +81% SQLs, -36% CPL within two quarters.
- Ran 35+ site-wide CRO experiments (headline testing, pricing page, interactive demo): 92% visitor-to-MQL uplift; best test +56% CVR.
- Owned GTM for CleanCloud Payments: launch campaign (messaging, email, ABM, webinars) grew GPV to £220m in Year 1.
StatCareers — Aug 2022 to Dec 2023 | Remote
Co-Founder | AI Talent Marketplace | Pre-Seed | Enterprise Healthcare
- Built GTM from zero: grew platform to 3,000+ monthly active physicians in 12 months.
- Lowered clinician-side CAC 73% through LinkedIn thought-leadership, podcast appearances, and hyper-personalised search ads.
- Built ABM program: $200k qualified pipeline (15 hospital partners; $30k closed revenue).
xiQ Inc. — Apr 2022 to Aug 2022 | Pakistan
Demand Generation Consultant | AI Sales-Intelligence SaaS | Series A | $7m ARR | Fortune 500
- Generated $4.2M qualified pipeline (87% QoQ growth) via ABM campaigns targeting senior executives at Amazon, Microsoft, IBM, Dell.
RepairDesk — Aug 2020 to Mar 2022 | Pakistan
Marketing Manager | Vertical POS SaaS | Series A | $10m ARR | Device Repair
- Achieved 2x ARR growth in 21 months owning the entire inbound engine.
- Grew inbound SQL volume 193% through region-specific SEO and content plays across NA, EMEA, APAC.
- Lifted site-to-trial conversion 108% via full-site rebrand: new positioning, UX overhaul, A/B testing.
- Launched integrated payments product: grew GPV to $270m, adding $1.3m high-margin payments revenue.
Earlier: FAB Cab (Co-Founder, 2019-2020) | Islamabad United (Social and Digital Lead, 2015-2019)
EDUCATION
Lahore School of Economics | BSc Economics, Mathematics and Statistics | 2015