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FILE: GB-GTM-2026-SQAZI-001  ·  CLEARANCE: MAXIMUM
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SAIF QAZI
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OPERATIVE FILE  ·  SAIF QAZI  ·  GROWTH & GTM  ·  2026
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FILE: GB-GTM-2026-SQAZI-001 DIVISION: GROWTH & GTM CONTAINMENT THREAT LEVEL: MAXIMUM OPPORTUNITY DATE FILED: 08.03.2026
Operative Saif Qazi
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SAIF QAZI
◆ Senior Ghostbuster — Growth & GTM Operations ◆
Field Comm saifqazi3@gmail.com Signal +44 7471 403350 Base of Ops Remote  ·  Pakistan-based  ·  Open to relocation Clearance Full GTM Stack  ·  AI Systems  ·  Growth Engineering
FIELD
TESTED
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APPROVED
§ 01 Operative Profile — Threat Assessment —
AI-first GTM engineer with 8 years busting growth bottlenecks across B2B SaaS. Built autonomous AI prospecting systems, programmatic SEO engines, and no-code automation workflows delivering 5–10× efficiency gains. Scaled two vertical POS platforms from ~£5m to £10m ARR as first senior operative in bootstrapped and Series A environments. Hands-on builder who ships fast — 40+ experiments across CRO, paid media, and demand gen channels. Comfortable crossing the streams: Sales, Marketing, Data, and Product — simultaneously, without blowing anything up. ◆  "I ain't afraid of no bottleneck."  ◆
§ 02 Containment Systems — Approved Equipment Manifest —
AI & Automation Arsenal
Claude Code · N8N · Make · Zapier · Apify · Clay · Codex · Apollo
Marketing & CRM Proton Pack
HubSpot · Salesforce · Customer.io · Google Ads · Meta Ads · LinkedIn Ads · Reddit Ads
Analytics & PKE Signal Detection
GA4 · Looker Studio · Mixpanel · PostHog · Excel (Advanced)
Web & No-Code Ghost Trap Systems
Webflow · Airtable · Figma
§ 03 Paranormal Activity Reports — Selected Build Incidents —
INCIDENT #PAR-001 Autonomous AI Prospecting Agent — CleanCloud GHOST BUSTED
Stack: Apify · Airtable · OpenAI API · HubSpot. Scrapes, enriches and prioritises SMB leads from GMB profiles, websites and social signals. Auto-routes ICP matches to CRM with SDR-ready research summaries. Eliminated manual prospecting entirely.
◆ CONTAINMENT RESULT: +23% SDR connect rates · Lead research time: 25 min → 3 min per lead
INCIDENT #PAR-002 AI Podcast Generator ACTIVE
RSS ingestion → AI script → ElevenLabs v3 TTS → AWS S3. Fully autonomous podcast pipeline with mid-roll and outro.
ai-podcast-generator.saifqazi.com
INCIDENT #PAR-003 AI Category Visibility Map ACTIVE
Make + Airtable + OpenAI + PythonAnywhere. Maps brand visibility across AI follow-up questions — capturing long-tail buying intent others miss.
ai-category-map.saifqazi.com
INCIDENT #PAR-004 Programmatic SEO Engine — "Ingredient Price Index" — Jelly GHOST BUSTED
Webflow + Airtable + Zapier + AI. Normalised 75,000+ supplier SKUs; integrated live market prices; AI-generated "Chef's Note" per ingredient page. Zero to indexed in 28 days.
◆ CONTAINMENT RESULT: 10,000+ impressions · 123 clicks · Avg. position 7 · 28 days to containment
§ 04 Field Operations Log — Verified Case History —
Operation: RepairDesk II DEC 2025 – PRESENT
Fractional Growth Lead · Vertical POS SaaS · Series A · $10m ARR · Device Repair · Remote
  • Built CRO testing foundation; shipped pricing page overhaul: +156% verified conversion uplift.
  • Set up AI search visibility tracking (Peec); cleaned category placements on Capterra and G2.
  • Launched GMB Profile Analyzer (Replit): 680+ leads captured, 2% conversion to demo.
  • Built Cellphone Part Pricing Benchmarker: normalised 43,000+ supplier SKU names via AI. 230 leads, 14% conversion to demo.
Operation: Jelly JUL 2025 – PRESENT
Growth Lead (Contract) · Vertical Kitchen SaaS · Series A · £700k ARR · Hospitality · Remote
  • Launched programmatic SEO "Ingredient Price Index": 10,000+ impressions, 123 clicks, avg. position 7 in 28 days.
  • Launched AI SEO program: top-3 visibility on 28 prompts in 2 months. AI-sourced leads close at ~25% vs 5% other channels, 3.2× higher ACV.
Operation: CleanCloud DEC 2022 – MAY 2025
Senior Marketing Manager · Vertical POS & Payments SaaS · Series A · £10m ARR · London, UK
  • Owned £600k annual budget: grew qualified pipeline 45% YoY, cut blended CPL 18%.
  • Deployed autonomous AI prospecting agent: +23% SDR connect rates, research time 25 min → 3 min.
  • Probability-based bidding tied to LTV × close-rate: +81% SQLs, −36% CPL in two quarters.
  • 35+ site-wide CRO experiments: 92% visitor-to-MQL uplift; best single test +56% CVR.
  • Owned GTM for CleanCloud Payments: grew GPV to £220m in Year 1.
Operation: StatCareers AUG 2022 – DEC 2023
Co-Founder · AI Talent Marketplace · Pre-Seed · Enterprise Healthcare · Remote
  • Built GTM from zero: 3,000+ monthly active physicians in 12 months.
  • Lowered clinician-side CAC 73% via LinkedIn thought-leadership, podcasts, and hyper-personalised search ads.
  • ABM program: $200k qualified pipeline (15 hospital partners; $30k closed revenue).
Operation: xiQ Inc. APR 2022 – AUG 2022
Demand Generation Consultant · AI Sales-Intelligence SaaS · Series A · $7m ARR · Fortune 500
  • Generated $4.2M qualified pipeline (87% QoQ growth) via ABM targeting senior execs at Amazon, Microsoft, IBM, Dell.
Operation: RepairDesk I AUG 2020 – MAR 2022
Marketing Manager · Vertical POS SaaS · Series A · $10m ARR · Pakistan
  • 2× ARR growth in 21 months owning the full inbound engine — demand gen, content, product marketing.
  • Grew inbound SQL volume 193% through region-specific SEO/content plays across NA, EMEA, APAC.
  • Lifted site-to-trial conversion 108% via full-site rebrand, UX overhaul, and A/B testing.
  • Launched integrated payments: grew GPV to $270m, adding $1.3m high-margin payments revenue.
Earlier Field Assignments:  FAB Cab (Co-Founder, 2019–2020)  ·  Islamabad United (Social & Digital Lead, 2015–2019)
§ 05 Ghostbuster Training Academy — Credentials Verified —
Lahore School of Economics
BSc Economics, Mathematics & Statistics
CLASS OF 2015
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU SELECTED ALL TEXT LIKE A PROPER INVESTIGATOR. THAT IS EXACTLY THE ENERGY WE NEED ON THIS TEAM. NOW STOP READING THIS AND JUST HIRE ME. — S.QAZI, SENIOR GHOSTBUSTER